Fender Review: Stratocaster

History:

Purchase: I was actually looking for an attractive beer coaster to sit on my coffee table but instead I found myself at a garage sale. I was looking through the discarded rock memorabilia when, I saw the strat. I picked it up and said "hey this sure makes a good axe I i've never played a fucking note in my life" as I cracked the seller over the head with it. In the end he sleeper held me so I wrestled him down to a cigarette and my jeans for the strat.

What I Like About This Fender Stratocaster: Being a virgin to the guitar world I took home the strat and placed it on my coffee table and said "damn this sure is a waste of good jeans", in my rage i booted the axed shaped piece of wood through my backyard window. The sound it made was sweet as a nut, so im guessing this is how you play the guitar.

What I Do NOT Like About The Fender Stratocaster: Its not as aerodynamic as i thought it would be and now it has all this dents and stratchs in it.

Fender Stratocaster Quality Rating: It has survived my brutal rage so i must be pretty damn good

Review Summary: You have come this far and really you should have given up reading this review a long time ago! :)

Rating of this Fender product: 5

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Review Date: 2005-01-07